Here's five corny jokes, selected entirely for your amusement ...5. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
4. How do you catch a rare bird? Unique up on it!
3. Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get along, little doggy
2. Why couldn't the mellons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
1. What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something stinks!