Saturday is here once more. The wonderful weekend. If you aren't smiling already, here's five great jokes. Enjoy ... and be happy!
5) What is the difference between guitars and fish? You can't tuna fish!
4) Why can't you play games in the jungle? Because there's always going to be a cheetah!
3) Why was it so hot at the football game? Because there were no fans!
2) Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
1) Why is an alien a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs!
5) What is the difference between guitars and fish? You can't tuna fish!
4) Why can't you play games in the jungle? Because there's always going to be a cheetah!
3) Why was it so hot at the football game? Because there were no fans!
2) Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
1) Why is an alien a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs!