With our church's Vacation Bible School coming up, it got me thinking about kids. Little kids say some of the funniest stuff. Here's five stories about some funny things little they say:
5. David: Today, in school, a kid said I looked just like you. Proud Pop: And what did you say? David: Nothing. He was a lot bigger than me.
4. Little Danny dashed into the drugstore. "Quick," he panted. "My father's hanging by his pants from the fence. "What can I do?" asked the druggist. "Put new film in my camera!" answered Danny.
3. A little boy said to his teacher, "I ain't got no pencil." She corrected him at once. "It's 'I don't have a pencil.' 'You don't have a pencil.' 'We don't have any pencils.' 'They don't have any pencils.' Is that clear?" "No," said the bewildered child. "What happened to all them pencils?"
2. Three Boy Scouts reported their good deed for the day. "We helped an old lady across the street." "Did it take three to do that?" "It sure did," they replied in unison. "She didn't want to go."
1. A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up."After a few seconds, one boy stood. "Do you think you're stupid?" she asked. "No, ma'am, but I just didn't want you to have to stand there all by yourself."