Today, as I'm feeling a bit under the weather, I started thinking about jokes to do with doctors and patients. Here are my top five "doctor, doctor" jokes!
5. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don't know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
4. Patient: Doctor, doctor, everyone says I'm invisible.
Doctor: Who said that?
3. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!
Doctor: When did you first notice that?
Patient: When did I first notice what?
2. Patient: Doctor, doctor, every night I have the same terrible dream. In it, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!
Doctor: It's simple. You're two tents.
1. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses!
Man: You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!