Your Saturday Smile: Doctor, Doctor Edition


Today, as I'm feeling a bit under the weather, I started thinking about jokes to do with doctors and patients. Here are my top five "doctor, doctor" jokes!

5. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don't know where I am half the time.



Dentist: Open wide now!



4. Patient: Doctor, doctor, everyone says I'm invisible.



Doctor: Who said that?



3. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!



Doctor: When did you first notice that?


Patient: When did I first notice what?



2. Patient: Doctor, doctor, every night I have the same terrible dream. In it, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!



Doctor: It's simple. You're two tents.



1. Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses!



Man: You certainly do, sir, this is a fish and chip shop!