Today I learned an important life lesson: how to hurl Shakespearean insults ... in my new drama class that is. Each person had to pick an insult from the pile on the floor and read it to their partner ... but with flair. We had to be dramatic (well it is drama class) and make sure our diction was clear. My insult was: Thou beslubbering, fat-kidneyed vassal! Cool, huh? So, to commemorate my dramatic beginnings, I decided to edify you with my top five Shakespeare insults. Go, and amaze the world with your newfound knowledge!
5. "Thou roguish weather-bitten clack-dish!"
4. "Thou odoriferous stench, sound rottenness!"
3. "You egg, you fry of treachery!"
2. "You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness!"
1. "Thine face is not worth sunburning!"