In honour of American Thanksgiving (which took place on Thursday, for all of my fellow Canadians out there) here are five jokes just for my American friends ...
5) Why did Johny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything's marked down after the holidays!
4) Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus!
3) How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll let you know next week.
2) What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack, quack, quack.
1) If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!