Here is your weekly dose of five six jokes. We're mixing it up today and throwing in an EXTRA joke, besides your regular five jokes. It's your Saturday smile: Big 6 Edition.
1) What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Whatever you want; he can't hear you!
2) What do lazy dogs do for fun? Chase parked cars!
3) Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants!
4) What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler sells watches, and a jailer watches cells!
5) If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? Wet!
6) Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
1) What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? Whatever you want; he can't hear you!
2) What do lazy dogs do for fun? Chase parked cars!
3) Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants!
4) What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler sells watches, and a jailer watches cells!
5) If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? Wet!
6) Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!