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5) Who was that on the phone?
Oh, just a woman who said it was long distance from China and I told her I already knew that!
4) Where would a pig live if it went to Antarctica? A pigloo!
3) Why do bees hum? Because they forgot the words!
2) If Ching-Chong went to Hong-Kong to play ping-pong, with Ding-Dong, and he died there, what would be put on his coffin? A lid!
1) Why was the girl in the rocking chair with her roller skates? Because she wanted to rock and roll!