Recently we found a couple of mice in our house, which got me thinking about a couple of good jokes about mice. Enjoy ...
5) What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
4) Why do mice have long tails? Because they'd look silly with long hair!
3) Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
2) What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see? Three blind mice!
1) What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!