5) How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares!
4) How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
3) Why didn't the egg cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken yet.
2) Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because his parents won't let him borrow the car.
1) What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline!