In honour of the friendly feline who, since yesterday, has moved into our home, here's five jokes - cat edition - to give you a smile this dreary Saturday.
5) How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters? C-A-T.
4) What's a cat's favourite song? "Three Blind Mice."
3) What do you call a kitten without an eye? A ktten.
2) Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
1) What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
5) How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters? C-A-T.
4) What's a cat's favourite song? "Three Blind Mice."
3) What do you call a kitten without an eye? A ktten.
2) Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
1) What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!