5) How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in the bushes and sound like a carrot.
4) A pet shop owner was trying to talk Mrs. McLellan into buying a dog for her children. "Oh, they'll love this little rascal," said the clerk. "He's full of fun, and he eats anything! He especially likes children."
3) Martha: "I hear you've been cruel to your cat."
Jeremy: "Nonsense. I simply twirl its tail around in the air occasionally."
2) Why did cave men live in caves? They couldn't afford condominiums.
1) "Teacher, I just swallowed my fountain pen!" screamed George.
"Then you may finish the test with your pencil."
These jokes were taken from "Super Clean Jokes for Kids."