For the first time ever, I'm going to overnight summer camp! I leave tomorrow afternoon and will be gone until Friday afternoon. As electronics are prohibited, I don't get to bring you along, readers. But I'm sure you'll hear of my misadventures when I return. Until then, here are five jokes - summer camp edition!
1) "How did you find the weather at camp?"
"It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"
2) Jack came into his cabin with his clothes all torn.
Jimmy asked him, "Did you have an accident?"
"No," Jack said. "A bull threw me over a fence."
"But that's an accident!" cried Jimmy.
"No, it's not. That bull did it on purpose!"
3) Joan: I just found a horse shoe.
Clara: That's good luck!
Joan: No it's not. It just means some poor horse is running around barefooted!
4) Max: I just swallowed a fish bone!
Counsellor: Are you choking?
Max: No! I'm serious!
5) Counsellor: Why did I catch you grabbing an extra cookie?
Laura: Because I didn't hear you coming.