5) "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible!"
"Who said that?"
4) "Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"
"Well, then don't go back there again!"
3) "Doctor, doctor, my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!"
"Let's hope nothing develops."
2) "Doctor, doctor, my baby's just swallowed a bullet."
"Well, don't point him at anyone until I get there!"
1) "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog."
"Sit on the couch and we'll talk about it."
"But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"