Your Saturday Smile: Back to School Edition

Well, it's over. Summer is officially done. It's September now, and yesterday was the last official day of summer vacation for me. I'm back to school on Tuesday, and it's back to routine. So for those of you who are back to school this week and for those of you lucky dogs who aren't ... here's your Saturday smile - back to school edition!

1) Teacher: Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
       Pupil: It must have been a duck family.
       Teacher: A duck family?
       Pupil: Yeah. Didn't you say there was a quack in it?

2) Billy: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, rain or shine!
       Molly: So what's so great about that?
       Billy: It's snowing outside!

3) What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food.

4) Emma remarked in her history class one day, "I wish I was born 1,000 years ago."
       Lucy asked, "Why's that?"
       Emma replied, "Just think of all the history I wouldn't have had to learn!"

5) Teacher: What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
        Ralph: The licence plate on the car that ran him over!