I don't have my homework because ...
1) I lost it fighting a kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school!
2) our furnace stopped working, and we had to burn it to keep from freezing.
3) my dad had a nervous breakdown, and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
4) I made a paper plane out of it, and it got hijacked.
5) another pupil fell in the lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned!