Here's a few jokes to brighten up your Saturday!
1) What is a baby's motto? If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again!
2) What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door.
3) A woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I need your help. My husband thinks he's a refrigerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor replied. "It's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open, and it keeps me awake!"
4) Why do birds fly south? Because it's too far to walk.
5) Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through.
1) What is a baby's motto? If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again!
2) What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door.
3) A woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I need your help. My husband thinks he's a refrigerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor replied. "It's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open, and it keeps me awake!"
4) Why do birds fly south? Because it's too far to walk.
5) Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through.