Your Saturday Smile: Cookbook Edition

Here's five jokes for your Saturday Smile, courtesy of the fabulous and funny "Company's Coming: Desserts" cookbook, by Jean Pare. Cookbooks have the best jokes!
  1. A newly hatched beetle is a baby buggy.
  2. An illegally parked frog gets toad away.
  3. It's a shame that she's losing both her memory and her health. She can't remember the last time she felt well.
  4. The waiter calls the small change left by a snob "the tip of the iceberg."
  5. If you shout around trees you will have a petrified forest.