Your Saturday Smile

Here's a few jokes to brighten your Saturday!

1) What did the porcupine say to the cactus? "Is that you, Mommy?"

2) How do crazy people get through the forest? They take the psycho path.

3) What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? "Odor in the court!"

4) Where do you get milkshakes? From a nervous cow.

5) Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.