Your Saturday Smile: Athletic Edition


In honour of the 2012 London Olympics, here are a few athletic jokes to bring you your Saturday smile!
  • Why was Cinderella such a bad player? Her coach was a pumpkin.
  • Why is a tennis game so loud? Because the players raise a racquet.
  • Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
  • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  • Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball.