Here's your Saturday smile ... Christmas edition, of course! What else? Merry 17 days until Christmas!
1. What did Mary Poppins want from Santa? Supercallifragalisticexpiali-snowshoes!
2. What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper? Ribbon Hood.
3. What Christmas carol is heard in the desert? Camel Ye Faithful.
4. It was Christmas and a judge was in a merry mood. He asked the prisoner before him, "What were you charged with, son?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"Why, that's no offence," said the judge, surprised. Countered the prisoner,
"It is if you do it before the shop opens."
5. What do you call old snowmen? Water.
1. What did Mary Poppins want from Santa? Supercallifragalisticexpiali-snowshoes!
2. What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper? Ribbon Hood.
3. What Christmas carol is heard in the desert? Camel Ye Faithful.
4. It was Christmas and a judge was in a merry mood. He asked the prisoner before him, "What were you charged with, son?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"Why, that's no offence," said the judge, surprised. Countered the prisoner,
"It is if you do it before the shop opens."
5. What do you call old snowmen? Water.