Your Saturday Smile

Here are a few jokes that will be sure to give you your first Saturday smile of the year! Happy Saturday!

  1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  2. How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
  3. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back? Wheeee!
  4. What did zero say to eight? "Nice belt."
  5. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired!