Here are some ... interesting signs seen in front of different places:
- In a Non-Smoking area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
- At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
- On a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
- Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary - we hear you coming."
- At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
- Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."
- Outside a funeral parlor: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
- On a fence: "Salesmen welcome - dog food is expensive."