Whew, it feels like I was just posting summer jokes to celebrate the end of the school year and now I've got a collection of back to school jokes. Time flies when you're having fun!
1. Teacher: Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Craig: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
2. Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment!
3. Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Student: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you put "Me, neither"!
4. Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine apples in my left, what would I have?
Student: Huge hands!
5. Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Maria's exam.
Student: I sure hope you didn't either!
1. Teacher: Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Craig: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
2. Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment!
3. Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Student: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you put "Me, neither"!
4. Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine apples in my left, what would I have?
Student: Huge hands!
5. Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Maria's exam.
Student: I sure hope you didn't either!