Your Saturday Smile: Driving Test Edition

In three days I'm off to Access Nova Scotia to take my learner's exam to get my driver's license. Speaking of driving tests, here are some real answers that the California Department of Transportation recorded on their tests:

  • Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
  • What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
  • What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? The color.

And here's one more joke about correct driving laws:

As an older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 290. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman angrily. "It's hundreds of them!"