In honour of the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos and their game we call the Superbowl tomorrow, here are some classic football jokes:
1. What do bad football players drink? Penal-tea.
2. What lights up a football stadium? A football match.
3. What is a kicker's favourite snack? Beans on post.
4. Why don't grasshoppers go to many football games? They prefer cricket.
5. Ref: I'm sending you off!
Coach: What for?
Ref: The rest of the game!
Happy Superbowl XLVIII!
1. What do bad football players drink? Penal-tea.
2. What lights up a football stadium? A football match.
3. What is a kicker's favourite snack? Beans on post.
4. Why don't grasshoppers go to many football games? They prefer cricket.
5. Ref: I'm sending you off!
Coach: What for?
Ref: The rest of the game!
Happy Superbowl XLVIII!