Hello, readers. Ready to crack a smile this Saturday?5. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch
4. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane? ME!!
3. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? You'll rise and shine
2. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
1. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it just about all the way in, and the other to put a little twist on it at the end.