Your Saturday Smile: Old Edition


So, in honour of my uncle's big fortieth today (happy birthday!), I've picked some jokes just for my uncle. So here you go ...

5) You're so old, when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white!


4) You're so old, when you walked into an antique shop, they sold you!


3) You're so old, your social security number is one.


2) A reporter was interviewing a 104 year old woman. "And what do you think the best thing about being 104 is?" the reporter asked. 


"No peer pressure," the woman responded.


1) As my forty-year old uncle was driving down the highway, his cell phone rang. He answered it. His wife's urgent voice warned, "Al, I just heard the news reporting that there's a car going the wrong way on 280."


"By golly," said Al. "It's not just one car; it's hundreds of them!"