Your Saturday Smile: Elephant Edition


Since my grandparents are coming to visit us (all the way from Vancouver!) and are arriving on Wednesday, I've chosen some jokes especially for my grandmother. She loves elephants, so ... here's your Saturday smile - elephant style!

5) What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and another pours with rain!

4) What's grey and highly dangerous? An elephant with a machine gun!

3) What should you do to a blue elephant? Cheer it up!

2) What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

1)  What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!