For all my Canadian friends, here is your Saturday smile, turkey edition. For, here in Canada, turkeys are going into the oven, pumpkin pies are being baked, stuffing's on the stove, and everyone's counting their blessings as Thanksgiving will dawn this weekend. So, here you go ...
5) Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes! A building can't jump.
4) Why should you keep your eyes off the turkey dressing? It makes him blush!
3) Who's the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? The turkey, because he has the drumsticks!
2) How do you make a turkey float? You need about two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
1) When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!