Your Saturday Smile


5) What has one eye but cannot see? 

A needle!

4) What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don't need it?

An anchor!

3) What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

A teapot!

2) Who sits on babies?

A babysitter.

1) Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?

To see time fly!