Your Saturday Smile


Well it's been a while since the last Saturday Smile, so here are double the jokes for hopefully double the smile!

10) Which composer is a squirrels' all-time favourite? Tchaikovsky. He wrote "The Nutcracker."

9) What ocean gets all things absolutely right? The Specific Ocean.

8) What do you do when a mouse squeaks? Oil it.

7) Mother: My son thinks he's a dog. He barks at people and chases cars and cats.
       Doctor: How long has he been behaving like this?
       Mother: Basically since he was a puppy.

6) What did the farmer do at the chocolate factory? Milk chocolates.

5) What did one hot dog say to the other? Frankly, I enjoy cheeseburgers.

4) What did the gingerbread man do when his eyesight failed? Bought contact chocolate chips.

3) Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
        New student: No, I'm Amy.

2) Bert: Sometimes I wonder about Kirby.
       Roger: Why is that?
       Bert: He tried to find the English Channel on cable TV.

1) "What do you think of my police dog?
         "Dog? That animal says 'meow.'"
         "Yes. It's working undercover at the moment."