5) What happens when you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is going barefoot!
4) How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter!
3) Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn't afford plane fare.
2) What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A leper con!
1) What would you get if you crossed a Texan with a leprechaun? A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!