5) What's black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
4) What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day? Croak-a-cola.
3) Father: Jack, why did you put a beetle in your sister's sleeping bag?
Jack: I couldn't find a snake.
2) What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.
1) What keeps the ocean from going dry? Water.