Today I need a smile. It's the second last day of July and 16 degrees and raining. So for those of you who also need a smile this rainy Saturday, here's some jokes!
- What do you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
- What did Juan say to Juan? It takes Juan to know Juan.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye dear!
- How do you hunt for elephants? Hide in a bush and sound like a peanut!
- What do you get if you cross a shark with a cow? I don't know - but whatever you do, don't milk it!