In honour of my birthday next week, here's five jokes for your Saturday smile ... happy birthday edition!
- What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you better hope he likes it!
- How can you tell if you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people try to bid on you.
- What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department!
- Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.
- Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? Because I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
