Your Saturday Smile

Ah, Saturday's here already. Another sunny, summer day that requires some good jokes .... but since you're probably not going to find those, you might as well settle for these five!

1. How do you make a band stand? Hide all the chairs!
2. What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs? Anything you like! He can't hear you!
3. What do you give an elephant that's going to be sick? Plenty of space.
4. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
5. What kind of animal goes "OOM"? A cow walking backwards.