Here's five fun puns - courtesy of Ben Eadie - to brighten your Saturday! Enjoy!
1) My brother's first job was in a juicing factory. Unfortunately he got canned because he couldn't concentrate.
2) The
other day when I was at the Butcher, I asked for some meat off the top
shelf. But the Butcher said, "No can do, the steaks are too high."
3) They say any man who can survive mustard gas AND pepper spray, must truly be a seasoned veteran.
4) One of my teachers is cross-eyed. He's having the toughest time controlling his pupils.
5) I can't believe the police got called to a daycare yesterday, but apparently a three year old was resisting a rest.