Here's five jokes - Bible edition - to give you your Saturday smile!
- Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out little prophet.
- What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.
- What did Eve ask Adam during their first argument? "Adam, is there another woman?"
- When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible? When Noah took Ham into the ark.
- Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the ark? Because they were using "fowl" language!