Your Saturday Smile

Here's five very terrible, very groan-worthy jokes to brighten your Saturday! Enjoy!

1) How do you know if your clock is crazy? It goes "cuckoo!"

2) What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.

3) What is a reptile's favourite movie? The Lizard of Oz.

4) Which nut is like a sneeze? Cashew!

5) What did Detective Duck say to his partner? "Let's quack this case."