Here's five good groaners to bring you ... yep, you got it, your Saturday smile!
- What did the skunk say to the other skunk? "You stink."
- What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
- What do you call the top of a dog house? The woof!
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class, because it was a method of math disruption.
- "Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses!" "You certainly do - this is a McDonald's!"