- Why did the Pilgrims have turkey at Thanksgiving? Because they couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
- Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
- Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey.
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
Happy Thanksgiving!