Well after Tuesday, my cold and asthma issues escalated into a full-blown cold that left me in bed for three days (Mom wouldn't even let me do school!) Today I'm feeling at least a little better, but sickness is on the mind, so here are a few doctor, doctor jokes for your amusement!
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm so tired, I don't know where I am half the time!
Dentist: Open wide now!
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge!
Doctor: What's come over you?
Patient: So far, three cars, two buses and a motorcycle.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!
Doctor: When did you first notice that?
Patient: When did I first notice what?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me!
Doctor: One at a time please.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm suffering from a case of Deja Vu!
Doctor: Didn't I see you yesterday?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm so tired, I don't know where I am half the time!
Dentist: Open wide now!
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge!
Doctor: What's come over you?
Patient: So far, three cars, two buses and a motorcycle.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!
Doctor: When did you first notice that?
Patient: When did I first notice what?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me!
Doctor: One at a time please.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm suffering from a case of Deja Vu!
Doctor: Didn't I see you yesterday?