In honour of my neighbours to the south's national celebration of Thanksgiving, here are a few classic jokes for them!
1. If Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
2. What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
3. What should you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
4. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. A building can't jump at all!
5. Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving? No, just the turkey.
Happy Saturday!