Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think I'm coming down with something.
Q. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A. SUPPLIES!
Q. Did you hear about the robbery last night?
A. Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants.
Q. Why do Eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
A. Because it's too cold out-tide.
Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?
A. B.
Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A. She will let it go.
Q. David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and . . .?
A. David.
Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Q. Does your shirt have holes in it?
A. No? Then how did you put it on?