Hello, readers. Today I just wanted to share some funny sentences that were actually put in church bulletins. They were put in our church's composition of jokes, poems, and stories (The Beacon) by Darlene Hazel. I put a few.The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus."
Don't let worry kill you off-let the church help.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have nursery downstairs.
The Pastor will preach his farewell sermon after the choir sings "Break Forth into Joy."
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM- prayer and medication to follow.
I hope these are an encouragement to you if you know Jesus. In 1 Thessalonians 5:11 we read "Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing." If you don't know Jesus, then I hope these were an encouragement in some section of your life. Maybe you needed a laugh (I think we all do every once and a while). Oh yeah, I forgot one thing. Ladies of Gospel Light Baptist Church, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to rid of those things not worth keeping around. Bring your husbands. (Just kidding. Sorry, I didn't come up with that one myself.)