In two days it dawns the one day of the year dedicated solely to love and mush and romance and all that. So here's five jokes dedicated to St. Valentine himself:
- What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts!
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date!
- Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion.
- Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because spleens would look pretty gross.
- What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror.
